Wednesday, March 19, 2014

IiiiU

Mean Mom

Someday when my children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will
tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you
enough . . . to ask where you were going, with whom,
and what time you would be home.

I loved you enough to be silent and let you
discover that your new best friend was a creep.

I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours
while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes.

I loved you enough to let you see anger,
disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must
learn that their parents aren't perfect.

I loved you enough to let you assume the
responsibility for your actions even when the
penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.

But most of all, I loved you enough . . . to say
NO when I knew you would hate me for it.

Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm
glad I won them, because in the end you won, too.
And someday when your children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates parents, you will tell them.

Was your Mom mean? I know mine was. We had the
meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids
ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast.
When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches.
And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was
different from what other kids had, too.

Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all
times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She
had to know who our friends were, and what we were
doing with them. She insisted that if we said we
would be gone for an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less.

We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve
to break the Child Labor Laws by making us work We
had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to
cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, empty the trash
and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie
awake at night thinking of more things for us to do.


She always insisted on us telling the truth, the
whole truth, and nothing but the truth. By the time
we were teenagers, she could read our minds and had
eyes in the back of her head. Then, life was really tough!

Mother wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn
when they drove up. They had to come up to the door
so she could meet them.

While everyone else could
date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16 .

Because of our mother we missed out on lots of
things other kids experienced.

None of us have ever
been caught shoplifting, vandalizing other's
property or ever arrested for any crime. It was all her fault.

Now that we have left home, we are all educated, honest adults. We are doing our best to be mean parents just like Mom was.

I think that is what's wrong with the world today.
It just doesn't have enough mean moms!



Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Doa Pembuka Apa yang Tertutup.

Amiiiiinn.....

Where's my baby's gone..?


What happens to the little Cicak boy I use to hold in my arms?
What happens to the Dodo boy who refuses to leave my side?
What happens to the little round Donut boy who would kiss me
every day and nite and anytime in between?
What happens to that little Cibam boy who would willingly giving me hugs and cuddles in need ?

Where has he gone?
What happens to that little boy who loves me dearly,
who would protect me from harm from those he thinks would steal me,
who would sing to me with some alienatics lyrics just to cheer me up

Where has my baby's gone?

I am now sitting next to a boy who treats me like a stranger.
He treats me like we don't know each other.
I am no more than a maid to him
for what i am just to do his laundry, serve him food & drinks.

Where has my baby's gone?

Now, every time I look at him
I am looking into an accessory permanently attached to his face.
I don't remember giving birth to a little boy with a defect~ Phone butt glued to his face!
Instead of talking, he Whatsapps me now.
I guess the phone IS his new mummy...

Where has my baby's gone?
please come back!

Ur Umy is Missing U!
 

~Umy~


Monday, March 17, 2014

Analisa Peribadi mengikut tarikh lahir

NAMA                    : Laith

TARIKH LAHIR    : 13 - 7 - 2000

JANTINA                 : Lelaki

KETINGGIAN              : 168 cm

BERAT BADAN     : 75 Kg


ANALISIS UMUM
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NO. PERIBADI    : 4

ELEMEN          : Kayu

CIRI UTAMA      : Rancang

SINOPSIS                : Disukai kerana kemahiran dan perancangan, namun kemahiran perhubungan sempit.

TAFSIRAN UMUM  : Kemahiran tinggi, bijak, tidak mudah putus asa, sukar simpan wang, perhubungan mudah putus. 

WARNA SESUAI    : Hijau.

STATUS BMI      : 27 => Overweight (berat berlebihan). Senaman secara berjalan-laju selama 30 minit, 3 hari seminggu di samping mengamalkan pemakanan yang sihat dan seimbang mungkin dapat membantu mengurangkan berat badan anda kepada berat yang ideal.

PENYAKIT UMUM   : Struktur tulang, kawasan hati, mata, masalah tendon, kekejangan otot (terutama sekitar bahu), masalah kulit.


PERINCIAN ANALISIS PERIBADI
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Seorang yang popular (samada disedari/tidak disedari). Perancang dan penyampai yang baik, akan membawa kejayaan di kemudian hari. Sentiasa merancang untuk keuntungan tetapi kerap sangat, perlu bekerja sendirian untuk mencapai matlamat. Perancang yang cepat dan mampu menyiapkan kerja dalam jangkamasa yang singkat, ringan tulang.

 Mempunyai daya tarikan yang tinggi, pelaris semulajadi. Mudah terbabit dengan cinta 3 segi, mudah disabotaj. Sesuai menjadi jurujual, agen pemasaran, ahli politik dan artis. Dikelilingi wanita, dibiayai wanita. Bakat sebagai penceramah, suka berkongsi ilmu. Sesuai menjadi penceramah, guru dan pensyarah. Suka berniaga dan mudah untung.


PERINCIAN ANALISIS KERJAYA
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(KERJAYA SESUAI)
Perabut, kertas, pendidikan, perpustakaan, pertukangan, pakaian, kebudayaan manusia, buku, studio rekaan, fabrik, penanaman, perladangan, hortikultur, perkebunan, perhutanan, kilang papan, perubatan, hospital, keagamaan, pelukis, doktor, ahli farmasi, guru, profesor, penerbit, pegawai perhubungan, pentadbir pejabat.

(KERJAYA TERBAIK)
Hartanah, pusat kewangan, pembuat pasu, kedai antik, pakar runding, perakaunan, pengkebumian, batu permata, marmar, kontraktor, perlombongan, kebajikan, pembinaan, broker saham dan sekuriti, arkitek, pekebun, peladang.


"Mengenali Potensi Diri Melalui Tarikh Lahir"

Monday, April 26, 2010

how to train a dragon in 3D

Yesterday i had a good time watching movie (How To Train Your Dragon 3D)with angah,aunty aishah,mike and sam at Mid Valley Megamall. we all had popcorns and i had 100Plus to drink while mike and sam had Milo instead. the movie is so exciting. it is  about how to train your dragon.  the movie lasted for 2 hours. after the movie we had pizza at pizza hut for dinner and  i drank ice lemon tea. After dinner  we went  shopping at Jusco. After that we went to Living Cabin and sam accidently broke a snow globe and he was made to pay RM5.90 for it. Thankfully it was not me.After that angah took  us home i reached home at 9:30pm which was  way  after my bed time.That was the reason why i wrote this entry only today.